Homecoming

As soon as travel restrictions lift, I hold my breath and buy an airline ticket home to Minnesota. My friends … More

COVID Bunnies

As I write this, a four-legged little black blob of fur hops across my computer closing the internet and all … More

The mental birthing plan that I had made for our first child went something like this: lower self into birthing … More

Mornings with our toddler and baby are so full of highs and lows that it feels like we are all … More

I have been living in Germany for eight years now with my French husband. We have a three-year-old and an … More

Ich heiße Banjo. Ich wurde adoptiert und kastriert. Nicht in dieser Reihenfolge. Ich habe ein weises Pfötchen und drei schwarze … More

Lieber Husband, I want to tell you how much I love you . . . in German. ich … More

In English, a dress and a blouse are for women. A dress shirt, on the other hand, is for men. … More

After paying 340 Euros, After watching a video informing me that as of 1965, I no longer needed my husband’s … More

Ich möchte, German for “I would like,” flash fires in my ear buds seven times thanks to my handy-dandy Learn … More